"And what do we say to death?"
"The fuck out my face"
"Talk to the hand"
Broadway Grosses: July 14-20 ⇢
God I didn’t know they earned a million a week
This is how I imagine my college is using my tuition money.
"text me when you get home so i know you’re safe" kinda people are the people i wanna be around
so grandmas. you want to be around grandmas
Exercise caution, especially with things labeled “fresh” pizza
I dunno, I’m most worried about “stairs”
People who take a bite out of a KitKat without breaking it up first make me uncomfortable
its so weird to think that i have more followers then jesus did
yea but i doubt that your followers will start a religion based off of your tumblr
the movement has started